Dear Teenage Lovestruck Boy,
I appreciate your belief that chivalry is not dead, and your desire to keep good manners alive by holding the door for your tiny girlfriend at the burger joint.
I simply ask that next time you might consider holding the OTHER door for her instead.
If only to save the kind woman sitting on the bench awaiting her food from an up-close and personal view of your hindquarters.
The kind woman sitting on the bench awaiting her food.