Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Hold It! - With a twist

Dear Teenage Lovestruck Boy,

I appreciate your belief that chivalry is not dead, and your desire to keep good manners alive by holding the door for your tiny girlfriend at the burger joint.

I simply ask that next time you might consider holding the OTHER door for her instead.

If only to save the kind woman sitting on the bench awaiting her food from an up-close and personal view of your hindquarters.

Sincerely,

The kind woman sitting on the bench awaiting her food.


-Kitty

2 comments:

Allison said...

You guys are cracking me up with this!!!

Amen, Amen, and Amen!!!

Pinkzombies said...

haha. What a turn this story took. The fact that he was enough aware of his surroundings to think of her needs beyond the inner dialog that I'm sure was questioning and debating every actions...or do only teenage girls do that?..anyway, I'm impressed though.