Monday, June 29, 2009

See-Food

What grown-ass woman doesn't know how to chew her food with her trap shut??

Sick.

As I was finishing up my scrumptious wrap (yeah, those two words don't belong next to each other. How I miss my old pal, bread!), thoroughly enjoying being the only person in the break room, in she walks, heats up her McD's apple pie, and proceeds to wolf it down with her mouth wide open. Although she was on the other side of the room from me, I could hear it all in disgustingly perfect detail.

I literally had to fold up my newspaper and book it out of there ASAP. I just can't handle the sound of food swashing and smacking it's way around someone's oral cavity while I'm eating. Or actually, ever! *Shudder*


-Kitty

P.S. To this same woman, I'm calling you out - I know you were trying to race me out of the parking lot last Thursday!

P.P.S. I won!

3 comments:

The Evil Banana said...

i love how sometimes the blogs make me think of co-workers or family members...but the wrost is when it makes me think of MYSELF. HAHA

Allison said...

That's disgusting.

Btw, I knew when I read the first three words who authored this one. LOL

Caitlin said...

LOL that is totally gross. I had a coworker who used to eat bananas with her mouth wide open and talk to you at the same time. She was an older lady so her teeth and hygiene werent the best. She would end up spitting banana everywhere. Ugh!